Haitians be the grimiest niggas with regal and proper sounding french names.
You’ll see a 6’5 dreaded up nigga with a machete on the news arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, and then the news anchor be like
"23 year old Jean-Luc Depardieu went on a rampage"
And I sit here thinking “nigga sound like he should be checking my coat at a fancy restaurant”
I trusted you Jean Luc….
I trusted you